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Monica's theme

What is Monica's secret? She'll never tell (not without immunity, that is). Well, it's no secret that "Monica's Secret" Kneepads protect the wearer from discomfort and those telltale patellar bruises that can result from those Oral Office (Oops! I meant to say Oval Office.) meetings with that special politically powerful someone. You don't have to be named Lewinsky to appreciate this kind of comfort. Whether they are for yourself, your significant other, or for that special intern; these kneepads will do the trick! Order yours today for only $15.95 US, which includes S&H for each pair.


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Hail to the Chief!

Presidential Loincloths Sure to Be a Hit!

This Presidential Loincloth is much less restrictive and cumbersome to wear, and easier to remove than traditional underwear for REAL Presidential access. This comes in handy when that special intern has only just a precious few minutes to visit. Even the "Loin King" himself would be proud to wear one! This Presidential Loincloth comes with it's own White House Seal, sure to impress any staffer. Only $15.95 US, which includes the shipping and handling charge, is a small price to pay for all this freedom.


We also accept checks electronically!


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The Lyin' King
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Politically Incorrect Links
WARNING! Free Speech Ahead!
My Answering Machine
leave me a message
Joe Camel's Hammock
a place for Joe to "hang out"
4 out 5 Chinese Communists Surveyed...Prefer Bill Clinton!
Are you surprised? Yeah, right.


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jrewingjr@presidentialzipper.com
Proud Member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"


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